Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you’re 72 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?”
The woman responded, They help me sleep better.
The doctor thought some more and continued, “How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?”
The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice every morning and I sleep better at night.”
The lady asked, “What’s that?”
“A condom,” the other lady responded. “This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.”
“Where did you get it?” the other lady asked.
“You can get them at any drugstore.”
The next day, the first lady hobbled herself down to the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looked at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
“It doesn’t matter as long as it fits a Camel.”
The pharmacist fainted.