KAMASUTRA LESSONS

Kamasutra says

IMG_10141. If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of “buy one get one free”!

2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman’s upper body starts with a “B”. Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a “P” Peticoat, panties, pussy…No wonder men suffer from high B P!

3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you’re screwed.

4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.

5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!

6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you ‘HANDSOME’, don’t take it as a compliment!

7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

8. Practical thought: A guy is supposed to make his babe’s panties wet, not her eyes. A babe is supposed to make her guy’s dick hard, not his life..!
Now that I’ve educated you, go ahead and educate your pupils

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