“Loose Motion cannot be Slow Motion”

Clip_9Law of queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, yr nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Bath THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE:
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

The Last but not least……………

Law of Motion – 4th Law

“Loose Motion cannot be Slow Motion”

A Sardar wanted to become a great scientist like Isaac Newton!
After long research, he wrote the 4th law of motion after Newton’s 3rd:

“Loose motion can never be done in slow motion”..

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One Response to “Loose Motion cannot be Slow Motion”

  1. bkr says:

    One more….!!!! No Idea whether its True or False-“The last dorp of the urine always remains in the underwear itself”

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