“Loose Motion cannot be Slow Motion”

Clip_9Law of queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, yr nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

The Last but not least……………

Law of Motion – 4th Law

“Loose Motion cannot be Slow Motion”

A Sardar wanted to become a great scientist like Isaac Newton!
After long research, he wrote the 4th law of motion after Newton’s 3rd:

“Loose motion can never be done in slow motion”..

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One Response to “Loose Motion cannot be Slow Motion”

  1. bkr says:

    One more….!!!! No Idea whether its True or False-“The last dorp of the urine always remains in the underwear itself”

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