BOY: But I don’t know how to pray.
DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc.
BOY: “Dear Lord” he started “Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my biscuits and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again.
Forgive our neighbour’s son, who removed my sister’s clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.
This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s iphone5.
Please provide shelter for the homeless men who use mum’s room when daddy is at work.