Monthly Archives: March 2014

A Definition of Globalization

A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate: Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana’s death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch … Continue reading

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All part of the job ………and thank you for flying Qantas!

A  mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Qantas from Sydney to Auckland. The  son (who had been looking out  the  window)  turned to his mother and  asked, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why … Continue reading

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Never force children to Pray

At dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer… BOY: But I don’t know how to pray. DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc. BOY: “Dear Lord” he started “Thank you for … Continue reading

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Rahul Gandhi Helps a Girl

A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The 4 ball waiting behind her was a group from Delhi that included Rahul Gandhi. Rahul quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked … Continue reading

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Manmohan Singh Has Good & Better News for Sonia

God decided it was time to end the world, so he called together those whom he considered the three most influential people in the world. President of USA Barrack Obama, Chinese President Xi Jinping, and Prime Minister of India Manmohan … Continue reading

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My fathers an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret

A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman… and so forth. However, little Kapil was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about … Continue reading

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