Monthly Archives: March 2014

Police Having Balls

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Rahul Gandhi Helps a Girl

A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The 4 ball waiting behind her was a group from Delhi that included Rahul Gandhi. Rahul quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked … Continue reading

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Manmohan Singh Has Good & Better News for Sonia

God decided it was time to end the world, so he called together those whom he considered the three most influential people in the world. President of USA Barrack Obama, Chinese President Xi Jinping, and Prime Minister of India Manmohan … Continue reading

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My fathers an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret

A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman… and so forth. However, little Kapil was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about … Continue reading

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Genius of Albert Einstein

Great minds do not ponder over small things! Albert Einstein’s wife often suggested that he dress more professionally, when he headed off to work. “Why should I?” He would invariably argue.  Everyone knows me there.” When the time came for … Continue reading

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A Pastor with False Teeth

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he … Continue reading

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“Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.”

There was once an Irish actor who did Shakespearean plays, but had aged and could no longer remember his lines! After many years, he finds himself in the Halifax Theater in Canada , where they are prepared to give him … Continue reading

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Australian Love Poem

Of course I love ya darlin’ You’re a bloody top-notch bird And when I say you’re gorgeous I mean every single word So ya bum is on the big side I don’t mind a bit of flab It means that … Continue reading

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