Monthly Archives: May 2014

What Airline is This?

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Writing with a Rectal Thermometer

A tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks … Continue reading

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Where There’s a Will, I Want To Be in It

ARAPROSDOKIANS…  are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. (Winston Churchill loved them). 1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing … Continue reading

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Complaint Letter to The Railways in 1909

Okhil Babu`s letter to the Railway department: Date: 02 – 07 – 1909 Divisional Railway Officer, Sahibgunj, Respected Sirs, I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and my belly is too much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefore went … Continue reading

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Differences Amongst New Zealand, a Canadian, an American, & a Scottish Police Officer

How do you tell the difference between an New Zealand Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer an American Police Officer and a Scottish police officer? SCENARIO: You’re on duty by yourself (don’t ask why, you just are, and your Sergeant hates … Continue reading

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 The Sensitive Man

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is filled … Continue reading

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Noah in 2014 in the United States

In the year 2014, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Somerset and said: “Once again, the earth has become evil and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two … Continue reading

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