Crumpled Up Dollars

Clip_64With  a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever  seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?”

“No,” said her husband.

She  gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of   her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a  soft,  silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled 20 Dollar  bill. He  took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled  approvingly.

She  then asked him, “Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled  up?”

“Uh…  no, I haven’t,” he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.

She  gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively  reached into her tight, sheer panties… and pulled out a crumpled Fifty  Dollar bill.

He  took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little  quicker with anticipation.

“Now,” she said, “have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?”

He said “No!”trying to hide his arousal.

She  said ….. “Check the garage.”

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