Writing with a Rectal Thermometer

Clip_49A tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:

‘Well, that’s great…………..some arsehole’s got my pen!’

 

 

 

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