Monthly Archives: July 2014

Confucius Says

Confucius says: It’s ok to let a fool kiss you, but don’t let a kiss fool you. Confucius says: A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise. Confucius says: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser. Confucius says: Man with a broken … Continue reading

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Monica Lewinsky Love Handles

After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a Mirror… remembering her time with Bill Clinton. Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her. In an act of desperation, she decided to call … Continue reading

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Crotchless Panties

Kathy buys a pair of crotch less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her … Continue reading

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Why Blood Does Not Rush to Our Feet?

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, ‘Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would … Continue reading

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A Dead Teacher

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. ‘Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up … Continue reading

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Grey Hair Due to Doing Wrong Things

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked … Continue reading

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Commandment about Teaching Your Brothers & Sisters

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to ‘honour’ thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, ‘Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our … Continue reading

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