72 Virgins

Clip_183An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah.

He said, “Oh, Allah, I have a request. Since I’m only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never was with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won’t know what to do sexually, can I have 72 hookers?…

Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, “Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because crazed idiots like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you’re here to service them. Since they’re virgins, they’re quite sexually hungry; and frankly, you’ll be on a constant and very exhausting duty.”

The bomber responded, “Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?”

Allah replied quizzingly, “Who told you they were women?”

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