May Your Happiness Increase like Petrol Price

Clip_32May your sorrow fall like the Rupee, and

May your joy spread in your heart like Corruption spreads in India …
Congress is fulfilling its promise,
When it said: GDP will rise this year.
The only thing we forgot to ask them is its full form:
G = Gas & Gold
D = Diesel & Dollar
P = Petrol & Parties

Dear Father-in-Law,
I deeply regret taking a car in dowry.
Please take your daughter or car back…
I cannot afford both.

Now Tata Nano’s fuel cost will be more than its EMI per month.

Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN
(above Rs. 60 per US Dollar);
Petrol has already become VERY SENIOR CITIZEN
In Bangalore (Rs.81 per litre)

Finally it has happened…after decades,
Beer is now cheaper than petrol
Now, there will be new slogan:

Expensive petrol will help solve
The problem of traffic jams

Drink and drive should not be a problem now.
After all, how many will be able to afford
Alcohol and petrol on the same day?

We have the world’s cheapest car
And the world’s costliest petrol.

Sign board at Petrol pump:
Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000
And get a TATA Nano absolutely free.
(scheme for आम आदमी Now he can get car with petrol! )

Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank करदो…
Attendant: Sir, PAN Card की copy दो…
Man: What? Why? How?
Attendant: Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION

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