Monthly Archives: August 2014

Rs 50,000 to Every Family with 5 Children

Punjab government announced Rs.50,000.00 to every family with 5 children in the house-hold. Sardar had 4 children so he tells his wife :- Meri girlfriend se mera 1 bachcha hai, usey le aata hun. Total 5 ho jayenge aur Govt … Continue reading

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“What do you charge to do yard work?”

One  day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did himself.  A woman driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac … Continue reading

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Witch in Every Woman

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could … Continue reading

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True Actual Gandhi Jokes

When Gandhiji was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity for Gandhiji, and because Gandhi never lowered his head towards him, their “arguments” were very common. One … Continue reading

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MH 370 Passenger

Spare a thought for the man who told his wife that he was going to China on that ill fated Malaysian Flight No MH 370 and now can’t come out of his girlfriend’s flat

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Reasons Why Life Without a Girl Friend is Cool

1. You can stare at any Girl……. 2. You don’t have to spend money on her. 3. You won’t get boring result in ur board papers. 4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing. 5. If u don’t have a girlfriend, she … Continue reading

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Give the Dog One Sniff Between Your Legs

Police officers George and Mary and their police dog had been assigned to walk a beat. They had been out only a short time when Mary said, “Damn, I was running late this morning  I forgot to put on my panties. It … Continue reading

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