Little Ralphy On Getting Older

Clip_174Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, ‘Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.’

Little RALPHY replied, ‘My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.’

The man asked, ‘Did your grandfather eat six candy bars at a time?’

Little RALPHY answered, ‘No, he minded his own fucking business.

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