Four Stages of Marriage

IMG_0370Four stages of marriage

Mad for each other,
Made for each other,
Mad at each other
Mad because of each other

What’s Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans that destroys all the six senses
And it makes the person non-sense.

Definition of Happy Couple

HE Does What SHE Wants.
SHE Does What SHE Wants.

Wife to Husband:

Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband replies: Exactly darling! It’s a computer, not a Husband.

‘Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, can Lengthen Your Life.”-

Shakespear

“Laughing At ur Wife’s Mistakes, Can Shorten Ur Life.”-

Shakespear’s Wife

Wife to Husband
Agar meri shaadi kisi ” Raakshas” se bhi ho jaati taw mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hun.

Husband: are pagli, blood relation may shaadiyan kahaan hoti hain.

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