Good Husbands in All Corners of the Round Earth

IMG_0349A couple is lying in bed. The man says,’I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world…’

The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you.’

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‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.

‘Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’

‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumour

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Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I’ll beat him to death.

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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practising to be men.

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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy.

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the email folder ‘Instruction Manuals’

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While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world.

……then He made the earth round.

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