Jay Mata Di

Clip_27Teacher: A for?

Sardar: Apple

Teacher: Jor se bolo?

Sardar: Jay mata di.

American says: ” US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..”

Sardarji says: ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…!!!”

Sardar orders pizza.

Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?

Sardar: 4 should do fine 8 pieces will be just too many to handle.

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.

Santa: Who r u?

Girl: Seeta here.

Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya lag gaya

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.

When a person asked what he was doing?

He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.

2 sardars were fighting after exam.

Sir: Y r u fighting?

1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,

Sir: So what?

1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my kidney.

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