Lovemaking Advice For Seniors

IMG_03731. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in bed.

2. Set the timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Adjust the mood with lighting (turn them all off).

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner’ s name on your hand in case you can’t remember.

6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don’t come out.

7. Make all the noise you want .. the neighbors are probably deaf.

8. If you are successful, call all your friends, even if it’s 8:00 pm.

and finally

9. caution ..  don’t even think about trying it twice.

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