Penis Looking at the New Boots

Clip_299An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Wyoming.

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.

So, seeing some on sale, he bought the boots and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”

Margaret looked him over, “Nope.”

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, “Bert, what’s different?  It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down tomorrow.”

Furious, Bert yelled, “And do know why its hanging down, Margaret?”

“Nope, Not a clue”, she replied.

‘Its hanging down, because its LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS.’

Without missing a beat Margaret replied, “Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.”

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