“What do you charge to do yard work?”

Clip_272One  day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did himself.  A woman driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window, and asked,
“Excuse me, do you speak English?”

Lee responded, “Yes Ma’am, I do.”

The woman then asked, “What do you charge to do yard work?”

Lee said, “Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her.”

The woman hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.

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