Monthly Archives: December 2014

You All Have Obsessions

A group of Mothers and their small children went for group therapy. “You all have obsessions,” the psychologist observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said: “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to … Continue reading

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The Dark Side of Women

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by … Continue reading

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‘Colonoscopy’  in Thailand

Being  nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, on a  recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in  Thailand. Where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.. As I lay naked on my side on the … Continue reading

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How the Christmas Started?

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. ‘In honour of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven.’ The Englishman fumbled … Continue reading

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Mother-in-Law Face to Face with the Lion

A big game hunter went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One morning, while still deep in the jungle, the hunter’s wife awakened to find her mother gone. She woke her husband, and they both set off in … Continue reading

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Smart Drunkards

Recently a routine Police patrol car  parked outside a local neighborhood pub late in  the evening. The officer noticed a man (Luke  Sandery) leaving the bar so intoxicated that he  could barely walk. The man stumbled  around the car park … Continue reading

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Twelve Days of Christmas

There is one Christmas Carol that has baffled many Christians. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won’t come out of the pear tree have to do with Christmas? Here is … Continue reading

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