Smart Drunkards

Clip_219Recently a routine Police patrol car  parked outside a local neighborhood pub late in  the evening. The officer noticed a man (Luke  Sandery) leaving the bar so intoxicated that he  could barely walk.

The man stumbled  around the car park for a few minutes, with the  officer quietly observing. After what seemed an  eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he fell  into. He  was there for a few minutes as a number of other  patrons left the bar and drove  off. Finally  he started the car, switched the wipers on and  off (it was a fine dry night). Then flicked the  indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and  then switched on the lights.

He moved the  vehicle forward a few metres, reversed a little  and then remained stationary for a few more  minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he  pulled out of the car park and started to drive  slowly down the road. The Police officer, having  patiently waited all this time, now started up  the patrol car, put on the flashing lights,  pulled the man over and carried out a  breathalyser test.

To his amazement the  breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man’s  intoxication.

The Police officer said  “I’ll have to ask you to accompany me to the  Police station – this breathalyser equipment  must be broken.”

“I doubt it,” said the  man, “tonight I’m the designated  decoy”.

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