Monthly Archives: April 2015

Never Assume That Men Understand.

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on … Continue reading

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Do the Gays Always Stink?

Four friends (ladies) meet 30 years after school at reunion…..One goes to take food while the other 3 start to talk about how successful their sons became. No. 1 says her son studied economics, became a banker and is so … Continue reading

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How Were the Lions Caught?

Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself – so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into … Continue reading

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Our Shining India

One liners about India that are completely true. If you want to know how divided we are, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper! India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday. If the mobile … Continue reading

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A Glass of Wine Better than Water

A glass of wine To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine¬†and those who don’t and are always¬†seen with a bottle of water in their hand: As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is … Continue reading

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Angle in Photography is Important

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Reverend John Fluff Makes Out in a Pub

The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor of a small town. One day he was walking down the high street, when he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn’t happy. He … Continue reading

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Prince of Wales & Duchess of Cornwall

Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over, and they retired to their room, … Continue reading

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