Monthly Archives: September 2015

Myth Is French Men Are The Best Lovers, When Actually it is the Men of Greek Descent.

A man boarded an aircraft at London’s Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo – … Continue reading

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Traffic Stop North Carolina State Trooper: ” Registration please Maam. “

Woman: ” Let me look for it. Sorry officer, I can’t find it. ” Trooper: ” Look again. ” Woman: ” It is NOT in my glove box ! ” Trooper: ” Just to make sure Maam, please look again. … Continue reading

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The Jewish Shiduch (Arranged Marriage)

A good Hassidic family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried. So, they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife. The broker comes over to their house and spends a long … Continue reading

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The Rooster Was Politician in the Making

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot … Continue reading

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Jane’s First Sexual Encounter with Tarzan

When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was immediately attracted to him. During her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex? “Tarzan not know sex,” he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. … Continue reading

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Premature Ejaculation with Nola

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at nearby pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for … Continue reading

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Loving Your Mother-in-Law

A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-law to hopefully get to know and understand each other better. Two buses were hired, one for the mothers-in-law, and the other for the daughters-in-law. Unfortunately the … Continue reading

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Getting Even With Your Banker

Below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 82-year-old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the paper Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my … Continue reading

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