Two buses were hired, one for the mothers-in-law, and the other for the daughters-in-law.
Unfortunately the bus with the mothers-in-law was involved in an accident and all the passengers died on the spot.
The daughters-in-law (women being women) shed a few tears, but they were all puzzled by one sister who wailed uncontrollably for what they perceived to be her loss.
Her friend asked her, “Forgive me for asking, but why are you crying so hard; I didn’t realize you were so close to your mother-in-law?”
To which she replied, “No we’re not close at all…she missed the fucking bus!”