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Monthly Archives: January 2016
God Gave Us So Many Years
On the first day, God created the dog, and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty … Continue reading
Dating Various Nationalities
ANGLO/SAXON WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in … Continue reading
The Irish Do Not Understand Medical Terminologies
The Irish have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology…. Medical Term Irish Definition Artery – The study of paintings Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria Barium – What doctors … Continue reading
The Woman’s Prayer
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death. AMEN
Mowing the Lawn Naked
‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, ‘honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’ ‘Probably that I married you for your … Continue reading
The Happiest Woman in the World
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, ‘I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.’ The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you…’
