Monthly Archives: January 2016

God Gave Us So Many Years

On the first day, God created the dog, and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty … Continue reading

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Dating Various Nationalities

  ANGLO/SAXON WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in … Continue reading

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The Irish Do Not Understand Medical Terminologies

The Irish have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology….   Medical Term   Irish Definition Artery – The study of paintings Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria Barium – What doctors … Continue reading

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Jellyfish in the Ass

Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103 .5 on FM dial … Continue reading

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The Woman’s Prayer

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death. AMEN

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Mowing the Lawn Naked

‘It’s  just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says  as he stepped out of the shower, ‘honey, what do  you think the neighbors would think if I mowed  the lawn like this?’ ‘Probably that I  married you for your … Continue reading

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The Happiest Woman in the World

A  couple is lying in bed. The man says, ‘I  am going to make you the happiest woman in the  world.’ The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you…’

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