Princess Touches, and It Melts

Clip_236Once  upon a time there lived a King.
The King had a beautiful daughter, The  PRINCESS.

But  there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would  melt.
No  matter what;
Metal,
Wood,
Stone,
Anything she touched would  melt.

Because  of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King, ‘If your  daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she  will be cured.’

The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an  object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the King’s  wealth.

Three  young princes took up the challenge.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.

But  alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly.
The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the  world and would not melt.
But alas, once the Princess touched them, they  melted.
He  too was sent away disappointed.

The  third prince approached. He told the Princess,
‘Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.’
The  Princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
She  felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt.
The  King was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was  overjoyed.
And  the third Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever  after.

Question:  What was in the Prince’s pants

M&M’s  of course.

They  melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

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