Lenin in the Toilet

2An old Jew was finally allowed to leave the Soviet Union to emigrate to Israel. When the customs searched his luggage at Moscow airport, the customs official found Lenin’s bust:

“What is it ? ”

The old man :

“What is it? What is it? You should have asked ” Who is it “!!  It’s Lenin: the great man who invented paradise for the worker. ”

The officer laughed and let him pass.

The old man arrived at Tel Aviv airport where an Israeli customs officer found the bust of Lenin.

The customs officer :

“What is it ?”

The old man:

“What is it? What is it? You should have asked ” Who is it “!!    It’s Lenin: That son of a bitch! I’ll put him in my toilet, so every day he would help to dissuade me from returning to Russia. ”

The officer laughed and let him pass.

When he arrived at his family home in Jerusalem, his son unpacked the bust and asked: “Who is it?”

The old man:

“Who is it? Who is it? You should have asked ” What is it ”

This, my son, is fifteen kilograms of pure gold which will look after me in Israel till I die.

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