Why do men become smarter during sex?

IMG_6613Q: Why do men become smarter during  sex?

A: because they are plugged into a genius

Q: Why don’t women blink during  sex?

A:  they don’t have enough time

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

A:  they  don’t stop to ask directions

Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?

A:  because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock.

 

Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

A:  so  they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties?

Q: Why did God make men before women?

A:  you  need a rough draft before you make a final  copy.

Q: How many men does it take to put a toilet seat  down?

A:  don’t know. It never happened

Q: Why did god put men on earth?

A:  because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.

 

 

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor.

 

Q:  Why do little boys  whine?

A:  They are practicing to be  men.

Q:  What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A:  You did not hold the pillow down long  enough.

Q:  How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder  ‘Instruction Manual..’

 

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