|Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: because they are plugged into a genius
Q: Why don’t women blink during sex?
A: they don’t have enough time
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: they don’t stop to ask directions
Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
A: because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock.
Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties?
Q: Why did God make men before women?
A: you need a rough draft before you make a final copy.
Q: How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
A: don’t know. It never happened
Q: Why did god put men on earth?
A: because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder ‘Instruction Manual..’