Three Roses

clip_203A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.

Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret, and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.

Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. ‘I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!’

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality, and that the first rose was from him:

‘I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.’

The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood, because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.’

‘And what about the third rose ?’ she asked. ‘Oh – that’s from a man upstairs in the serious burns unit … he wanted to thank you for his new ears.’

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One Response to Three Roses

  1. Anonymous Bosch says:

    I came here for the jokes, I’ll be back for the accompanying artwork as well. I’d say I came for that too, but, no, that would be just too obvious. 😉

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