Sheep Lies

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An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village
and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.
He figures he’ll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi

‘G’day, mind if I talk to your dog?’

Villager: ‘The dog doesn’t talk, you stupid Aussie.’

Ventriloquist: ‘Hello dog, how’s it going mate?’

Dog: ‘Yeah, doin’ all right.’

Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: ‘Is this villager your owner?’ (pointing at the villager)

Dog: ‘Yep’.
Ventriloquist: ‘How does he treat you?’

Dog: ‘Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and
takes me to the lake once a week to play.’

Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: ‘Mind if I talk to your horse?’

Kiwi: ‘Uh, the horse doesn’t talk either…I think.’

Ventriloquist: ‘Hey horse, how’s it going?’

Horse: ‘Cool’

Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: ‘Is this your owner?’ (Pointing at the villager)

Horse: ‘Yep’

Ventriloquist: ‘How does he treat you?’

Horse: ‘Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the elements.’

Kiwi: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: ‘Mind if I talk to your sheep?’

Kiwi: (in a panic) ‘No! No! The sheep’s a fuckin’ liar……’

 

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One Response to Sheep Lies

  1. gc says:

    THAT WAS A JOKR!!!!!!!!!!

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