Category Archives: Americans

London Public Restrooms

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the … Continue reading

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A Southern Accent

A real southern gentleman went to Las Vegas . Sitting in a cocktail lounge, and sipping on some bourbon, he beckoned the waitress and said quietly, “Miss, y’all sure are a luvly, luvly lady. Can ah persuade y’all to give … Continue reading

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Muslims Migrating From America to Australia

Muslim immigrants are boycotting the U.S.A. by the thousands, showing their outrage with Donald Trump’s proposed law of stopping all further Muslim immigrants till they can clearly check who they are. In the small town of Guadalupe, AZ, south of … Continue reading

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Miss Universe Contestants Describing Male Organ

A male’s most important organ as described by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest. Question:  Ms Australia , how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms Australia : Well, I … Continue reading

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It Pays to Support the Second Amendment in the USA

Florida woman saves herself in  alligator attack using a small Beretta pistol .This is a story of presence of mind  and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. Here is her story in … Continue reading

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Socialism in Practise

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Socialism worked and that no one would be poor … Continue reading

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How Old is Grandma?

One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The Grandmother replied, “Well, let me think … Continue reading

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