Category Archives: Americans

Myth Is French Men Are The Best Lovers, When Actually it is the Men of Greek Descent.

A man boarded an aircraft at London’s Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo – … Continue reading

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Premature Ejaculation with Nola

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at nearby pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for … Continue reading

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Getting Even With Your Banker

Below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 82-year-old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the paper Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my … Continue reading

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Hillary Clinton Takes a Muslim Name for Security Reasons

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Clearing the Credit Card Bills

‘Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have … Continue reading

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Understanding Engineers

Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on … Continue reading

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Pointed Replies When You Could Have Heard A Pin Drop

Field Marshal Sam Bahadur Maneckshaw once started addressing a public meeting in English at Ahmedabad. The crowd started chanting, “Speak in Gujarati. We will hear you only if you speak in Gujarati.” Field Marshal Sam Bahadur Maneckshaw stopped. Swept the … Continue reading

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