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Category Archives: Australia
Sheep Lies
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he’ll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi ‘G’day, mind if I talk … Continue reading
Posted in Animals, Australia
Tagged Animals in New Zealand, Australian New Zealand Relations, Kiwi Jokes
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Muslims Migrating From America to Australia
Muslim immigrants are boycotting the U.S.A. by the thousands, showing their outrage with Donald Trump’s proposed law of stopping all further Muslim immigrants till they can clearly check who they are. In the small town of Guadalupe, AZ, south of … Continue reading
Posted in Americans, Australia
Tagged American Jokes, Australians, Donald Trump Jokes, Jokes, Muslim Migration Jokes
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Miss Universe Contestants Describing Male Organ
A male’s most important organ as described by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest. Question: Ms Australia , how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms Australia : Well, I … Continue reading
Posted in Americans, Arabs, Australia, India
Tagged American Jokes, Australians, Jokes, Penis, Sex, Women
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Only the Whites Work?
In Macquarie Fields, Australia , a 4-flat housing trust property was destroyed by a fire. A Maori family of 9, all welfare recipients and gang members, lived on the right first floor flat. They died. A terrorist group of seven … Continue reading
Bill for $0.00
A man living in Kandos (near Mudgee in NSW, Australia ) received a bill for his as yet unused gas line stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and threw it away. In April he received another bill and … Continue reading
Aborgine Predicts the Weather
It was April and the Aborigines in a remote part of Northern Australia asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an elder in a modern community he had never … Continue reading
Jesus in a Bar
An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman were sitting in a bar. There was only one other person in the bar. It was a man. The three men kept looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar. They stared and … Continue reading
Posted in Australia, British, Catholics, Irish
Tagged Australians, British Jokes, Christianity, Church, Irish, Jesus Jokes, Jokes
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Prostate Problems
Wiremu, a New Zealander, was on the dole in Australia but about to fly home to watch the Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. “Hey doc, I dun’t feel so good, ey” said … Continue reading
Posted in Australia, Doctor Jokes
Tagged Australians, Doctors, Health, Jokes, Prostate Jokes
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All part of the job ………and thank you for flying Qantas!
A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Qantas from Sydney to Auckland. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why … Continue reading
Australian Love Poem
Of course I love ya darlin’ You’re a bloody top-notch bird And when I say you’re gorgeous I mean every single word So ya bum is on the big side I don’t mind a bit of flab It means that … Continue reading
