Category Archives: Blonds

Blonds’ Husbands

On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Newcastle were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your … Continue reading

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Will He Jump?

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 p.m. news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of … Continue reading

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Blond Finally Wins a Quiz Show

A blonde was on the way to winning $100,000 on a game show, but her final question was suspended for the next night. Her husband sneaked into the studio and found the question and answer. He raced home and told his wife … Continue reading

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Blond Desires to Trade Sex for Beer

This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two boxes of “VIC BITTER” cheap at the local bottle’o. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station where … Continue reading

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A blonde and a brunette are walking downtown when the brunette sees boyfriend in a flower shop. “Just great,” the brunette complained to the blonde, “My boyfriend is in the flower shop buying me some flowers.” The blonde responds, “Why … Continue reading

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Pastor Belonging to Ku Klux Klan

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and … Continue reading

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Putting Your Labrador Retriever into `Park’

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her … Continue reading

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