Category Archives: Business

Fired the Wrong Guy

On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said to him, “How much do you earn?” The young man was quite amazed that he was … Continue reading

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Bidding to Fix a Broken Government Fence

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at Government House. One is from Cabramatta, another is from Marrickville, and the third is from Lane Cove. All three go with an official to examine the fence. The Cabramatta contractor … Continue reading

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Car Does Not Start with Vanilla Ice Cream

The complaint read: “This is the second time I have written to you, and I don’t blame you for not answering me, because I sounded crazy, but it is a fact that we have a tradition in our family of … Continue reading

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IKEA Lesbian Beds

Now on sale at IKEA – Lesbian beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it’s all tongue and groove. A Muslim was shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say it’s definitely race related. Due to a water shortage … Continue reading

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A Jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. ‘You are employed’ he said. Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you … Continue reading

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“Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”

After landing my new job as a ‘meet and greeter’ at Brawn and Quinns Paint and Hardware …I lasted less than a day. About two hours into my first day on the job a loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with … Continue reading

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The Saga of Hotel Soap

The following letters were taken from an actual incident between a London hotel and one of it’s guests. The Hotel submitted the letters to the London Sunday Times for their humor column. Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more … Continue reading

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