Category Archives: Catholics

Solving the Squirrel Problem

The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will. At the  Baptist  Church the squirrels … Continue reading

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Which Car Was Jesus Driving?

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.  His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from … Continue reading

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Reverend John Fluff Makes Out in a Pub

The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor of a small town. One day he was walking down the high street, when he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn’t happy. He … Continue reading

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How the Christmas Started?

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. ‘In honour of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven.’ The Englishman fumbled … Continue reading

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Twelve Days of Christmas

There is one Christmas Carol that has baffled many Christians. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won’t come out of the pear tree have to do with Christmas? Here is … Continue reading

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An Inviting Confessional Box in the Church

I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there’s a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal … Continue reading

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The Children’s Bible in a Nutshell

How often do we take for granted that children understand what we are teaching? A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. Here is what was written: The Children’s Bible in a Nutshell In the beginning, … Continue reading

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