Category Archives: Doctor Jokes

Tobacco Smoke Enema Kit

It is a Tobacco Smoke Enema Kit (1750’s– 1810’s). The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient’s rectum for various medical purposes, but primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus … Continue reading

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For 5 Years I Have Not Seen Any Man

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get  off work and go fishing, so he approached his  assistant “Murphy, I am going fishing  tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to  take care of the clinic and … Continue reading

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Never Assume That Men Understand.

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on … Continue reading

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A Cardiologist’s Funeral

A prestigious cardiologist died, and was given an elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life. A huge heart… covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital … Continue reading

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The Dark Side of Women

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by … Continue reading

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‘Colonoscopy’  in Thailand

Being  nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, on a  recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in  Thailand. Where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.. As I lay naked on my side on the … Continue reading

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Bob’s Surgery

When Bob first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks, his penis had grown 50 centimeters. Bob became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing, … Continue reading

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