Category Archives: Drunk

Drunk Saw the Grandma Naked

Three biker buddies are sitting in a bar. A man, who’s already heavily intoxicated, walks in, sits down and orders a drink. The man looks around and sees the three bikers sitting at a table in a corner of the … Continue reading

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Wine Connoisseur

At a wine merchants, the regular taster died and the director started looking FOR a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how … Continue reading

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A Glass of Wine Better than Water

A glass of wine To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don’t and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand: As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is … Continue reading

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Smart Drunkards

Recently a routine Police patrol car  parked outside a local neighborhood pub late in  the evening. The officer noticed a man (Luke  Sandery) leaving the bar so intoxicated that he  could barely walk. The man stumbled  around the car park … Continue reading

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Baptizing a Drunk

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The Preacher turns around and is almost overcome … Continue reading

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Old Woman Did Not Know Dancing

An old woman prospector shuffled into town leading a tired old mule. The old woman headed straight for the only saloon to clear her parched throat. She walked up and tied her old mule to the hitch rail. as she … Continue reading

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‘Holding a Wake’

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would, take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid … Continue reading

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A Pit Bull Chained in the Back with a Bad Tooth.

A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it’s filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and … Continue reading

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Dies in a Fire

Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus … Continue reading

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An Irish Lost His Luggage

An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was homesick.  ‘No’, replied the Irishman. ‘It’s worse, I have I’ve lost all me luggage.’ ‘That’s … Continue reading

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