Category Archives: Engineer Jokes

Understanding Engineers

Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rodeĀ up on … Continue reading

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Takes Only a High School Diploma to Fix a Plane

It takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; that’s reassurance to those of us who fly routinely. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a ‘gripe sheet,’ … Continue reading

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Why Can’t the Blind Golfers Play at Nite?

Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up … Continue reading

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