Category Archives: God

God Gave Us So Many Years

On the first day, God created the dog, and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty … Continue reading

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Investment is Subject to Market Risks

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Commandment about Teaching Your Brothers & Sisters

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to ‘honour’ thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, ‘Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our … Continue reading

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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. … Continue reading

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Isn’t This a Miracle?

According to the Bible, Jesus was born in Bethlehem, in Palestine, a country where people are called Mohammed, Abdel, Mounir, Aziz, Ahmed, Farid, Omar, Youssouf, Mouloud, etc And this dude managed to find 12 buddies called John, Peter, Paul, Phillip, … Continue reading

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Never force children to Pray

At dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer… BOY: But I don’t know how to pray. DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc. BOY: “Dear Lord” he started “Thank you for … Continue reading

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Attracting Attention

One day a construction supervisor from 6th floor of building was calling a worker working on the ground floor. Because of construction noise, the worker on ground floor did not hear his supervisor calling. Then, to draw the attention of … Continue reading

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