Category Archives: Golf Jokes

“What do you charge to do yard work?”

One  day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did himself.  A woman driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac … Continue reading

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One Day A Man Decided To Retire…

He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank . He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and … Continue reading

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Nick and Lou head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time, they decide to play only 9 holes. Nick says to Lou, “Let’s say we make the time worth the while, at least for … Continue reading

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Balls & Power

The sport of choice for the urban poor is SOCCER.  The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BASKETBALL. The sport of choice for front-line workers is RUGBY. The sport of choice for supervisors is CRICKET. The sport of … Continue reading

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BMW Thinks of Everything

Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life. Don’t ask life “Why ME?” instead say “Try ME!” On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish … Continue reading

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Playing Golf on Fridays

Eileen and her husband John went for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. … Continue reading

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Bed-room Golf

Each player should furnish his own equipment for play – normally one club and two balls. Play on the course should be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in … Continue reading

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