Category Archives: Heaven

Stepping on a Duck in Heaven

Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, ‘We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!’ So they enter heaven, and sure enough, There are … Continue reading

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Deal Between Wife & Husband

When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe. Suddenly, behind a Cloud, she could clearly see … Continue reading

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Robert Mugabe Belongs to Hell

Mugabe dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and he does not belong in heaven. Mugabe must go to hell. So Mugabe goes to hell where Satan … Continue reading

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Mother Teresa Gets Terrible Food Even in the Heaven

Mother Teresa died and went to heaven. God greets her at the Pearly Gates.”Are you hungry, Mother Teresa?” says God. “I could eat,” Mother Teresa replies. So God opens a can of tuna and reaches for a chunk of rye … Continue reading

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Was Jonah Really Swallowed by a Whale?

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a large mammal its throat was small.  The little girl stated that Jonah was … Continue reading

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Holes Will be Drilled in the Heaven

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She’s chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates When all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams. Don’t worry about that,’ says St. Peter, ‘It’s … Continue reading

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Susan Boyle & Suicide Bombing

Since singer Susan Boyle has been on TV there’s been a marked drop in suicide bombings. Apparently, a lot of terrorists didn’t realise what a virgin really looks like!  

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