Category Archives: India

A Soldier Caught in Kashmir

A JNU professor, a reporter and a tough old soldier were captured by terrorists in Kashmir. The leader of the terrorists told them he’d grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded. The liberal professor said, ‘Well, … Continue reading

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Miss Universe Contestants Describing Male Organ

A male’s most important organ as described by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest. Question:  Ms Australia , how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms Australia : Well, I … Continue reading

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How Were the Lions Caught?

Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself – so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into … Continue reading

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Our Shining India

One liners about India that are completely true. If you want to know how divided we are, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper! India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday. If the mobile … Continue reading

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Why Do Sikh Women Have Big Boobs?

Santa Singh’s Sociology Ph.D. thesis topic was: “Why do Punjabi women have big boobs? After much research, his conclusion was: “They take out money from their bra and then give for Ardaas at the Gurudwara. The Gyaniji blesses them & says: ‘Jede khajane … Continue reading

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Crossing the Border in India and Then in Other Countries

If you cross the ” The North Korean ” border illegally, you get ….. 12 years hard labour in an isolated prison ….. If you cross the ” Iranian ” border illegally, you get ….. detained indefinitely ….. If you … Continue reading

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Rs 50,000 to Every Family with 5 Children

Punjab government announced Rs.50,000.00 to every family with 5 children in the house-hold. Sardar had 4 children so he tells his wife :- Meri girlfriend se mera 1 bachcha hai, usey le aata hun. Total 5 ho jayenge aur Govt … Continue reading

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