Category Archives: Irish

The Irish Do Not Understand Medical Terminologies

The Irish have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology….   Medical Term   Irish Definition Artery – The study of paintings Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria Barium – What doctors … Continue reading

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For 5 Years I Have Not Seen Any Man

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get  off work and go fishing, so he approached his  assistant “Murphy, I am going fishing  tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to  take care of the clinic and … Continue reading

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How the Christmas Started?

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. ‘In honour of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven.’ The Englishman fumbled … Continue reading

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The Current Banking Crisis Explained By An Irishman.

Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey’s died.’ Paddy … Continue reading

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Mick Asks for a Million Bucks

Mick and  Paddy were fishing on the Irish shoreline when Mick pulled out a  cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Paddy for a light. ‘Ya,  sure, I tink I haff a lighter,’ Paddy replied and then reaching into … Continue reading

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Jesus in a Bar

An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman were sitting in a bar. There was only one other person in the bar. It was a man. The three men kept looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar. They stared and … Continue reading

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A customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company.

The following is a customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company. Gentlemen, I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired … Continue reading

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