Category Archives: Jews

Lenin in the Toilet

An old Jew was finally allowed to leave the Soviet Union to emigrate to Israel. When the customs searched his luggage at Moscow airport, the customs official found Lenin’s bust: “What is it ? ” The old man : “What … Continue reading

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The Jewish Shiduch (Arranged Marriage)

A good Hassidic family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried. So, they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife. The broker comes over to their house and spends a long … Continue reading

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Shimon Peres: “Every Leader Gives The Best His People Can Produce”

A few years ago, the terrorist organization Hamas, decided to send a gift to the President of Israel. They sent him an elaborate box with a note. The President opened the box and saw that the content was dried faeces.(Shit) He … Continue reading

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Rabbi Hears Confession!

A Priest in a small town was called away for an emergency on a Sunday afternoon while he was about to hear confessions. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, and having no one else to assist him he called … Continue reading

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Airport Security at Tel Aviv Airport

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It’s an armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on … Continue reading

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Jewish Business Sense

A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner. Catholic: “I have a large fortune… I am going to buy Citibank!” Protestant: “I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!” Muslim: “I … Continue reading

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Jewish Sunbathing

A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers . She looked up and notices that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the … Continue reading

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