Category Archives: Kids Jokes

Five Year Old Involved in Building a House

A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot. The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the … Continue reading

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Late Because Class Started Before I Got Here

TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do … Continue reading

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Little Ralphy On Getting Older

Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, ‘Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It … Continue reading

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Little Ralphy: Using Beautiful in a Sentence

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word ‘beautiful’ in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, ‘My father bought … Continue reading

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Little Ralphy On English

Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, ‘Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?’ RALPHY says ‘Mas-tur-bate..’ Miss Rogers smiles and says, ‘Wow, little RALPHY, that’s a … Continue reading

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Little Ralphy: ‘How Much is 3×2?”

Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. ‘Why?’ asks the father? ‘The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3,” I said ‘6’, replies RALPHY. ‘But that’s right!’ says his dad. ‘Yeah, but then she asked … Continue reading

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Doggy Style Sex Can Produce a Puppy

Little kid catches his mom and dad having sex. He says, “What are you doing?” His father says, “We are making you a little brother.” The boy answers, “Why don’t you do it doggy style, and make me a puppy … Continue reading

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