Category Archives: Kids Jokes

Five Year Old Involved in Building a House

A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot. The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the … Continue reading

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Late Because Class Started Before I Got Here

TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do … Continue reading

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Little Ralphy On Getting Older

Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, ‘Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It … Continue reading

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Little Ralphy: Using Beautiful in a Sentence

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word ‘beautiful’ in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, ‘My father bought … Continue reading

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Little Ralphy On English

Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, ‘Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?’ RALPHY says ‘Mas-tur-bate..’ Miss Rogers smiles and says, ‘Wow, little RALPHY, that’s a … Continue reading

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Little Ralphy: ‘How Much is 3×2?”

Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. ‘Why?’ asks the father? ‘The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3,” I said ‘6’, replies RALPHY. ‘But that’s right!’ says his dad. ‘Yeah, but then she asked … Continue reading

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Doggy Style Sex Can Produce a Puppy

Little kid catches his mom and dad having sex. He says, “What are you doing?” His father says, “We are making you a little brother.” The boy answers, “Why don’t you do it doggy style, and make me a puppy … Continue reading

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Why Blood Does Not Rush to Our Feet?

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, ‘Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would … Continue reading

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A Dead Teacher

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. ‘Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up … Continue reading

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Grey Hair Due to Doing Wrong Things

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked … Continue reading

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