Category Archives: Lawyers

Insuring Cigars

Charlotte, North Carolina : A lawyer purchased a box of  very rare  and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among  other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these  great  cigars and without yet having made … Continue reading

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Attorney Jokes: `ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to?’

ATTORNEY:  Can you describe the individual? WITNESS:     He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY:  Was this a male or a female? WITNESS:     Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY:  Is your appearance … Continue reading

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Attorney Jokes: `What Were You Doing at the Time of Conception?’

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS:     He said , ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY:  And why did that upset you? WITNESS:     My name is Susan.  ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it … Continue reading

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Trusting His Fellow Police Officers with His Life

Q:  ‘Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?’ A:   ‘No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.’ Q:   ‘Officer, who provided this description?’ A:   ‘The officer who … Continue reading

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Irony of Life….

The lawyer hopes you get into trouble.. The Doctor hopes you fall ill.. The Police hopes you become a criminal.. The teacher hopes you are born stupid.. The coffin maker wants you dead.. Only a thief wishes you prosperity in life…

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Brigadier was appropriately dressed

Brigadier Preston-Jago of the Royal Army Maintenance Corps was undergoing a court-martial for an incident where he was found to be chasing a young lady through the hallways of the Grafton Hotel, Catterick, Yorkshire, England, in which they were both residing. Neither of … Continue reading

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A Man Jealous of His First Born

A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife’s nipples while she was asleep. The next day, their driver died of poisoning. A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people … Continue reading

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