Category Archives: Office

Jellyfish in the Ass

Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103 .5 on FM dial … Continue reading

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Letter Of Recommendation: John Smith

John Smith, My assistant programmer, Can always be found to be hard at work in his cubicle. John works independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. John never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes given assignments on time. Often … Continue reading

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Two Good Reasons Not to Fire Her

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Purchase a Rectal Thermometer Made by Johnson & Johnson.

When you have an ‘I Hate My Job day’ Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.. When you get home, lock … Continue reading

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Murphy & the Polish Apply for the Same Job

Murphy applied for a job at an brewery. A Polish guy applied for the same job, and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test. Both men scored 19 out of 20. The manager said … Continue reading

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Honesty: The Biggest Weakness

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Sorry as my resimay is a bit short

Resimay Deer Sir, I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no … Continue reading

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An Experienced New Recruit

A few weeks after a young man had been employed; he was called into the Human Resources administrator’s office. ‘What is the meaning of this?’ the personnel officer asked. ‘When you applied for this job, you told us you had … Continue reading

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My Job Search

My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn’t … Continue reading

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Kind of Books Girl Friend is Interested in: Check Books

I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she’s interested in, she said: Cheque books. The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car. What is the difference between men and … Continue reading

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