Category Archives: Pakistan

A New Kamasutra Position Discovered

The Kamasutra has a new position, the Nawaz Sharif Style. You get on top and do nothing……

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A Beautiful Girl in an Airport Cafe

Man saw a beautiful girl at an airport cafe, sitting next to him He thinks that She must be a flight attendant, but which airline does she wrk for? Hoping to get her attention, he leans toward her & says … Continue reading

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A Muslim From Pakistan in Yorkshire

A farmer in Yorkshire sees a man drinking from his stream, so he shouts , “Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss piss an cow shite an it could kill thee” The … Continue reading

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Aazmooda Nuskha

1 pao Neem k pattay lain, inn ko saaf kar k 1 bartan main daal dain, 1/2 kilo saaf paani iss main daal kar aag per rakh dain, 3 sabz Elaichi chutki bhar podina thorri si daar cheeni 4 danay loung k aur 1 … Continue reading

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Pakistani Has Family Problems

Two men, one American and a Pakistani were sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems.Shot after shot. The Pakistani man said to the American: “We have problem in Pakistan.We can’t marry the one whom we love.You know … Continue reading

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Valentine message from Veena Malik

Valentine Day par tum mujhay ROSE do, main tumko roz doongi  

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Contributing Towards Floods in Pakistan

A man calls 911 and says “I think my wife is dead”. The operator says, “How do you know?” He says “The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!” I was explaining to my wife last … Continue reading

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