Category Archives: Police

Traffic Stop North Carolina State Trooper: ” Registration please Maam. “

Woman: ” Let me look for it. Sorry officer, I can’t find it. ” Trooper: ” Look again. ” Woman: ” It is NOT in my glove box ! ” Trooper: ” Just to make sure Maam, please look again. … Continue reading

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Smart Drunkards

Recently a routine Police patrol car  parked outside a local neighborhood pub late in  the evening. The officer noticed a man (Luke  Sandery) leaving the bar so intoxicated that he  could barely walk. The man stumbled  around the car park … Continue reading

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Trusting His Fellow Police Officers with His Life

Q:  ‘Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?’ A:   ‘No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.’ Q:   ‘Officer, who provided this description?’ A:   ‘The officer who … Continue reading

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Differences Amongst New Zealand, a Canadian, an American, & a Scottish Police Officer

How do you tell the difference between an New Zealand Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer an American Police Officer and a Scottish police officer? SCENARIO: You’re on duty by yourself (don’t ask why, you just are, and your Sergeant hates … Continue reading

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Police Having Balls

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Selling Drugs on the Beach

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot.   One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day.  She wasn’t unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; … Continue reading

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The Arrogance of Authority

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with An old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your Ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field … Continue reading

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Another example of North Carolina troopers hard at work.

Traffic Stop North Carolina N.C. State Trooper: ” Registration please Ma’am. ” Woman:   ” Let me look for it. Sorry officer, I can’t find it. ” Trooper:   ” Look again. ” Woman:   ” It is NOT in my glove box!” … Continue reading

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A Great Con Job

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?  Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it … Continue reading

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Top This for a Speeding Ticket

Two Hunter traffic patrol officers from Newcastle LAC (Local Area Command) were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the F3 Freeway.  One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of … Continue reading

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