Category Archives: Police

Traffic Stop North Carolina State Trooper: ” Registration please Maam. “

Woman: ” Let me look for it. Sorry officer, I can’t find it. ” Trooper: ” Look again. ” Woman: ” It is NOT in my glove box ! ” Trooper: ” Just to make sure Maam, please look again. … Continue reading

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Smart Drunkards

Recently a routine Police patrol car  parked outside a local neighborhood pub late in  the evening. The officer noticed a man (Luke  Sandery) leaving the bar so intoxicated that he  could barely walk. The man stumbled  around the car park … Continue reading

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Trusting His Fellow Police Officers with His Life

Q:  ‘Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?’ A:   ‘No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.’ Q:   ‘Officer, who provided this description?’ A:   ‘The officer who … Continue reading

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Differences Amongst New Zealand, a Canadian, an American, & a Scottish Police Officer

How do you tell the difference between an New Zealand Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer an American Police Officer and a Scottish police officer? SCENARIO: You’re on duty by yourself (don’t ask why, you just are, and your Sergeant hates … Continue reading

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Police Having Balls

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Selling Drugs on the Beach

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot.   One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day.  She wasn’t unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; … Continue reading

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The Arrogance of Authority

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with An old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your Ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field … Continue reading

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